When we are growing up we learn all about the 'facts of life' in health class. It was a long time ago, but all I remember from those classes was the reproductive facts. I was lucky enough to have very open parents who also discussed the basic facts. What no one ever talked about was the tests we need as we get older like what to expect from a mammogram or a colonoscopy. They are diagnostic exams that detect signs of cancer in your breasts and colon. The suggested age for a mammogram is 40 years old and for a colonoscopy it's 50 years. Of course, if you have a family history or signs of anything wrong it's recommended sooner.
The chance of recovery (prognosis) is greater if cancer is detected early, especially with breast and colon cancer. Having a colonoscopy can prevent further problems by detecting and removing pre-cancerous polyps.
The American Cancer Society states there are signs of potential problems that you should see your doctor and discuss a colonoscopy sooner. Some signs are:
- A change in bowel habits that lasts more than a few days
- A feeling that you need to have a bowel movement that doesn't go away after you do
- Rectal bleeding
- Dark stools
- Cramping in the abdominal area
- Weakness and fatigue
- Unintended weight loss
- Back pain that doesn't go away or change with position. (This is why it's important to get assessed by someone who gets a good history and looks at your movement patterns.)
No one likes to talk about cancer let alone a colonoscopu because they are awkward topics. My cousin passed away 11 years ago from a rare colon cancer. I would rather talk about it and be awkward than ignore the symptoms and shy away from a test that scared me. There are complications with every aspect of life. Sometimes you need to weigh the risk vs rewards. Knowing what to expect, for me at least, helps to ease some fears.
So here's some info about my colonoscopy experience that I hope help you to be less scared.
- The doctor will prescribe you a medicine called Suprep Bowel Prep Kit It is actually a prescription and you have to drop the script off in enough time to pick it up. I got mine the day before, but the instructions tell you to read it 2 weeks before so if you don't like to wait til the last minute, get it sooner. It costs about $110. As of today there's a coupon that will get you a discount. I ended up paying $77.
- One week before the test you have to stop eating high fiber foods like seeds, nuts, peas, corn and any supplemental fiber that you take. I'd also suggest increasing your water intake gradually at least one week out. Trust me. Water is your friend.
- The day before you have to be on a clear liquid diet. No one was amused when I asked if vodka countedπ, but along with the obvious no alcohol or food, you need to avoid anything colored red. I found chicken broth to be very soothing and easy to drink throughout the day so I didn't feel like I was starving. (Newsflash..you will not starve with one day of a liquid diet!) I stuck with plain water and coconut water beyond that. You can drink things like white grape juice, Gatorade, Vitamin Water or clear soda's too if you like. I bought all of that, but in the end water was all I wanted and now I have all these sugary drinks hanging around. I do love the taste of Dragon fruit Vitamin water though, so it gave me something to look forward toπ²π²ππ
- About 12 hours before the exam you take your first 6 oz dose of the prep. You mix it in 10 oz of water and then have to drink another 32 oz in the next hour after.
- I used COLD water and tolerated the first dose fine. It's gross..like a mix of Robitussin, Pedi-a-lite and NyQuil...but if you drink it fast it's not terrible. Some people mix it with the other clear liquids above.
- Someone recommended a straw. That was key! So much easier to get it down.
- Other recommendations were soft toilet paper and baby wipes.
- You begin to experience chills right away after drinking it. Bundle up and relax. They go away after about an hour
- Your first poop will happen anywhere from 30 minutes after til 3 hours after. Some people it's urgent. I had no moments of panic, but had lots of belly gurgles throughout the whole process.
- **Gross alert** The medicine is like a power wash for your colon. The goal is to get all the poop out. At first it will be watery and brown. As you progress thru the prep it should turn yellowish and will seem like a LOT of water. It's normal and that helps to do a good test. Credit my friend, Renee Pustizzi, for this gem of knowledge. She's a rock star GI nurse and really calmed my nerves
- Keep sipping water.
- The 2nd 6 oz happens about 6 hours later with the same process. This one hurts. I got halfway thru and nearly puked. It was not as easy to swig down. I think my body remembered the taste. Drinking plain water in between sips helped and I was never so happy to finish a drink!
- If your test is in the morning I'd recommend napping between the first and second drink. It's an interrupted night sleep either way.
- The morning of you need to show up 30-45 minutes ahead of the procedure. You need to stop any food or drink 3 hours before the test. Take a breath..the hard part is over
- You'll be a bit dehydrated so it may be tough to get the IV in. Took them 4 tries and I have some pretty bruises now, but they were gentle. Again, some deep breathing and visualization, and my veins relaxed enough to make it happen.
- They use Propofol to sedate you. It burns for about 10 seconds and then you wake up 45 minutes later in the recovery room feeling well rested. I can see how people have issues with this. That 45 minutes was the best sleep I've had in a long time. What prep was that again?
All kidding about the sleep aside, your doctor will tell you preliminary results right after. If they removed any polyps you'll get results of the biopsy in a few days. You'll need a ride home and you can't drive, workout, do housework or cook for the rest of the day. Some people have mild discomfort in their belly or bum after. Take the time to nap and enjoy the fact that you just took the first step in taking care of your colon health.
A special shout out to all my friends and family who kept me calm throughout the whole process. Having a conversation about this stuff really does help.